Let us convey this point first and foremost; zombies are the human undead. They do not grow these extraordinary use of their body parts in their transformation. What you see a human can do with his teeth, with his hands, his feet is precisely what a zombie could do. The only difference between a human and a zombie is that zombies are mindless, immune to pain and will take more punishment than a human body could. The zombie’s brain is it’s life source. Only if you stop their brain from functioning do you stop their mindless hunger from consuming any human being that moves.

But in our world, there are 2 types of zombies. Knowing which you face is key to surviving the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

There are 2 types of zombies and the main difference lie in their ability to seek you out.

Blood-Smellers

Otherwise known as the “Walking Dead”, these zombies seek out fresh and warm blood and can smell any living thing within a 100 meters. Hiding from these zombies in tight corners or in close doors is useless for as their name suggests, they are greater than dogs in smelling the food they seek. They also possess incredible strength and immunity to pain. They can ravage doors, windows and take a free fall drop and still stand up (so long as their head remains intact). They also move by the numbers, they are like a swarm, acting as meat shield to each other. Bullets in their bodies are useless and it would just waste your energy, ammo and life to try and kill them via this method.

The Blood-Smellers have weaknesses however. They are incredibly slow, and it is easy to outrun a Blood-Smeller (although it is not as easy to hide from them). The best way in surviving an apocalypse where they reign is to clear an area and be sure that no zombies are near. There you make camp, there you wait until their bodies rot. These zombies do not move unless their fellow zombies detect blood. So clearing an area, ensuring that you are not detected by  their smell is key to survival. Killing these zombies involve stopping their brain from functioning. That is the only way. But since they are slow, it would be easy to get a pistol, a shotgun or an axe and make do with their head. Just do not be  overrun by these type for their numbers are their power.

The Hearers

For the Phsyically Challenge, this is your worst nightmare. The hearers are very much different from their slow cousins primarily because these creatures run in rage. If you cannot outrun these zombies, then chances are you are as good as dead. Hiding from these zombies are easy though, for as long as you do not make unncessary sounds or proclaim to the world that you are still human for all of them to hear, then you are safe. A head-on confrontation with these zombies, if not a one-on-one scenario will most likely end up with you being a new part of their zombie family. They are called the Hearers primarily because they are attracted to sound of the living. If they hear any plates crashing or you screaming, then thats when they zero is. These are also zombies that are constantly on the move. They scour the area for the living but only the accessible ones. If there is a barricaded house, a locked room then chances are they won’t spend that much energy destroying those.

The best way to live is to be silent and hide. Avoid confrontation first and foremost of these strong and fast creatures will do anything for a bite.

In the future when humanity is put to the test, know these tips to survive.

Materials:

1.) 1.5 L Diet Coke/ Coke Light

2.) 1 pack of mentos

Instructions:

Put the pack of mentos into the bottle of Coke.

Shake the Coke well when the Zombie is about 20 meters towards you.

Aim your shot.

Throw the bottle towards the zombie.

*note: the Coke bottle goes far about 15-20 meters.

Though it would not kill the zombie, it would definetely slow down when it would go towards you…

Wheezing Death 40

Description: 2 WD 40s attached with ready-lit lighters using packaging tapes and colored pens.

Best Used: In one hand to burn them undead while having a handy axe to chop their heads on the other.

by Matt

One of the cases in EU that resulted from the AH1N1 Mutation!!

It might seem like a hoax, but BBC.com has released an article concerning the mutations of the A H1N1 virus.

If you think this blog will have no use whatsoever, think again. Articles of the mutations have been circulating around the net, ranging from blogs to quick posts on Facebook and the like.

An excerpt of the article goes like this:

EU quarantines London in flu panic

“There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1.

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The World Health Organization (WHO) has raised the alert to phase six, its highest level, and advised governments to activate pandemic contingency plans”

The original link to the website has been taken down. Looks like the government wants to keep things under wraps, but we should be ready for these types of things if it does go out of hand.

TUNE IN REGULARLY TO THIS BLOG TO FIND WAYS OF SURVIVING. USE ORDINARY HOUSEHOLD MATERIALS TO SURVIVE.

BE ZOMBIE READY!!!!

(p.s. thanks to Anton Magno for the update)